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                "title": "blacksonblondes.com video discount code up to 70% Lexi Matthews The Minion",
                "description": "Take 90 lbs of white trash, $5 worth of makeup, and add in a body odor that rivals a can of open tuna and you get Lexi Matthews. At literally 4 times her size I was afraid I'd break her in half but that's the risk I run when I do my thing. At first glance I could tell that sticking my fat dick in her tight fuckhole would be like threading a needle with rope. We partied all over my place right before my balls threw up all over face. No amount of soap or hot water could wash that skank smell off of me.",
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Take 90 lbs of white trash, $5 worth of makeup, and add in a body odor that rivals a can of open tuna and you get Lexi Matthews. At literally 4 times her size I was afraid I'd break her in half but that's the risk I run when I do my thing. At first glance I could tell that sticking my fat dick in her tight fuckhole would be like threading a needle with rope. We partied all over my place right before my balls threw up all over face. No amount of soap or hot water could wash that skank smell off of me.0
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                "description": "I remember Mira Luxe very well. She came to the set as if she was hot shit and would be the one making the rules. She never met The Minion and was in for a rude awakening. Much like a new dog she had to be broken in. I'd be the one correcting her and dishing out the punishment when she fucked up. She's one of the few porn sluts I never want to see again. Why is that? Well, for one, she couldn't suck a dick if her Kraut ass depended on it. Normally the Germans have a strong work ethic but this one was the excpetion. After she had seen me devour my kosher food and drink she came in to party with the most famous Jew since David Lee Roth. Watch as her anticiaption is null and void as my gigantic dong rents space in her mouth. I can't tell you how bad this cunt was and the only relief in my mind was that dropping my jizz would mean I could get to Weinerschnitzel much faster",
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I remember Mira Luxe very well. She came to the set as if she was hot shit and would be the one making the rules. She never met The Minion and was in for a rude awakening. Much like a new dog she had to be broken in. I'd be the one correcting her and dishing out the punishment when she fucked up. She's one of the few porn sluts I never want to see again. Why is that? Well, for one, she couldn't suck a dick if her Kraut ass depended on it. Normally the Germans have a strong work ethic but this one was the excpetion. After she had seen me devour my kosher food and drink she came in to party with the most famous Jew since David Lee Roth. Watch as her anticiaption is null and void as my gigantic dong rents space in her mouth. I can't tell you how bad this cunt was and the only relief in my mind was that dropping my jizz would mean I could get to Weinerschnitzel much faster0
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            {
                "id": "338776",
                "title": "blacksonblondes.com video discount code up to 70% Kat The Minion",
                "description": "Watching me climb on top of Kat is like King Kong doing the missionary position with the Brooklyn Bridge. I've had my history with this anorexic slut and brought her back because her mouth is the only useful part of her 90lb frame. I was dividing up my powder when she came in and tried busting up my party. Much like most girls in porn she was willing to offer up her mouth in exchange for some \\ candy\\\"\". Since my supply is as large as my belly I couldn't resist sticking my cock in a mouth that must have made the rounds in every office in Hollywood. I wasn't going to go easy on her today so having my balls cover her face made for a nice touch. She sucked my dick as if she was starving (something tells me she actually was) and I rewarded her with a gram of powder and a few ounces of goo in her mouth.",
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Watching me climb on top of Kat is like King Kong doing the missionary position with the Brooklyn Bridge. I've had my history with this anorexic slut and brought her back because her mouth is the only useful part of her 90lb frame. I was dividing up my powder when she came in and tried busting up my party. Much like most girls in porn she was willing to offer up her mouth in exchange for some \ candy\"". Since my supply is as large as my belly I couldn't resist sticking my cock in a mouth that must have made the rounds in every office in Hollywood. I wasn't going to go easy on her today so having my balls cover her face made for a nice touch. She sucked my dick as if she was starving (something tells me she actually was) and I rewarded her with a gram of powder and a few ounces of goo in her mouth.0
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                "title": "blacksonblondes.com video discount code up to 70% Tabatha Tucker The Minion",
                "description": "I don't remember much of  this broad, Tabatha Tucker. I do remember that after a long day of fighting crime I was injured to the point where I couldn't walk. I came back home to find this fine piece of ass using my couch for her pussy manipulation needs.I used my massive intellect and verbal skills to convince her that getting superhero goo would only benefit her. Her warm mouth was a nice garage for my dick. In fact,  her breathing through her nose kept my balls warm so it was win\/win all the way. With her bad dye job on top of what she calls a \\head\\\"\" I knew it couldn't be that long before she was licking up my seed like a hungry dog. No amount of therapy is going to erase the memories of me dumping ounce after ounce of baby batter down her throat and that's the way I like it.",
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I don't remember much of this broad, Tabatha Tucker. I do remember that after a long day of fighting crime I was injured to the point where I couldn't walk. I came back home to find this fine piece of ass using my couch for her pussy manipulation needs.I used my massive intellect and verbal skills to convince her that getting superhero goo would only benefit her. Her warm mouth was a nice garage for my dick. In fact, her breathing through her nose kept my balls warm so it was win/win all the way. With her bad dye job on top of what she calls a \head\"" I knew it couldn't be that long before she was licking up my seed like a hungry dog. No amount of therapy is going to erase the memories of me dumping ounce after ounce of baby batter down her throat and that's the way I like it.0
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                "id": "338762",
                "title": "blacksonblondes.com video discount code up to 70% Nadia Rio The Minion",
                "description": "When I look back at this scene I realize two things.First, I was undernourished and near a stage where I could pass out. Secondly, I had my dong inside a slut who could put the old school slut in Time Square to shame. She came to me with a sob story about how her bank account was lower than my sperm count and she needed money or else she'd be homeless. Sine my heart is full of love ( and artery-filling foods) I decided to throw some money her way. Her blowjob skills were amazing and that's telling you something since my cock has been housed by some of the best mouths in Porn Valley. It was now time for her to ride me until my balls let loose on her pretty little face. It's days like these where I'm thankful I can help someone's daughter get out of financial ruin.",
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When I look back at this scene I realize two things.First, I was undernourished and near a stage where I could pass out. Secondly, I had my dong inside a slut who could put the old school slut in Time Square to shame. She came to me with a sob story about how her bank account was lower than my sperm count and she needed money or else she'd be homeless. Sine my heart is full of love ( and artery-filling foods) I decided to throw some money her way. Her blowjob skills were amazing and that's telling you something since my cock has been housed by some of the best mouths in Porn Valley. It was now time for her to ride me until my balls let loose on her pretty little face. It's days like these where I'm thankful I can help someone's daughter get out of financial ruin.0
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                "title": "blacksonblondes.com video discount code up to 70% Celina Cross The Minion",
                "description": "This worthless pinata is just another faded memory in The Minion's mind. I know she needed some pesos to get her ESSAY some cerveza. It's been the same old song and dance with this beaner bitches but I hadn't dumped any of my ball menudo in a while. She slobbered the moment I mentioned that I pay well but she damn near cried when she found out what would be expected. She could have left and had her boyfriend make ends meet by hanging out at Home Depot or she could suck sugar my churro. Guess which route she went. I stuffed my tamale deep down her throat and she cursed the day her family hoped the border much like I curse the day trans fat became available. Watch me dump a hefty load alll over her. She got the hell out of my house once I threatened to call immigration on her. In reality, I called up and had a pizza delivered.",
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This worthless pinata is just another faded memory in The Minion's mind. I know she needed some pesos to get her ESSAY some cerveza. It's been the same old song and dance with this beaner bitches but I hadn't dumped any of my ball menudo in a while. She slobbered the moment I mentioned that I pay well but she damn near cried when she found out what would be expected. She could have left and had her boyfriend make ends meet by hanging out at Home Depot or she could suck sugar my churro. Guess which route she went. I stuffed my tamale deep down her throat and she cursed the day her family hoped the border much like I curse the day trans fat became available. Watch me dump a hefty load alll over her. She got the hell out of my house once I threatened to call immigration on her. In reality, I called up and had a pizza delivered.0
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                "title": "blacksonblondes.com video discount code up to 70% Nollie The Minion",
                "description": "Before she was Lexi Belle she was Nollie and she came to me for some quick cash.  My porn empire is vast in size (like my gut) so I decided to help out.  My huge cock has been sore from banging the top porn star sluts this business has to offer.  However, I was able to muster enough energy for her to suck me off as I partake in my vice.  Nollie has a strong personality as well as a strong rib cage seeing as it supported me as I was on top of her.  Lexi Belle truly earned her keep although her sanity remains in question.",
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Before she was Lexi Belle she was Nollie and she came to me for some quick cash. My porn empire is vast in size (like my gut) so I decided to help out. My huge cock has been sore from banging the top porn star sluts this business has to offer. However, I was able to muster enough energy for her to suck me off as I partake in my vice. Nollie has a strong personality as well as a strong rib cage seeing as it supported me as I was on top of her. Lexi Belle truly earned her keep although her sanity remains in question.0
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                "description": "I must have left an impression on Jennifer Loves Spluey last time because she's back for a return engagement. She's like that burrito you buy from those lunch wagons: It's good at the moment buy you pay for it later. I knew she could suck my cock as if she was trying to get sugar off of a churro but the relentless phone calls would follow in the proceeding days.\\Minion, I need money for blah,blah,blah.\\\"\" I didn't think about long term so I had this little border hopper come back to my home. Initially my security thought she was with the other maids but I had to tell them that she'd only be cleaning the jizz from my dick. First, I powdered my nasal passages so I could be in the right state of mind to deal with this notorious cock smoker. After having her crawl in I put my chorizo in her mouth as her eyes told me the story of a girl that fucked up BIG TIME somewhere in her life. However, my checkbook was paying for this time and I was to enjoy it. I face  fucked her with my pecker as her eyes kept popping in and out of their sockets. Pay close attention to her face as my massive body covers hers and you get the picture that she's truly earning her keep. It was time for me to give her a hefty helping of my cum along with the mighty nice check she'd be taking home to the barrio. I still feel as if I did a nice deed for the little person.",
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I must have left an impression on Jennifer Loves Spluey last time because she's back for a return engagement. She's like that burrito you buy from those lunch wagons: It's good at the moment buy you pay for it later. I knew she could suck my cock as if she was trying to get sugar off of a churro but the relentless phone calls would follow in the proceeding days.\Minion, I need money for blah,blah,blah.\"" I didn't think about long term so I had this little border hopper come back to my home. Initially my security thought she was with the other maids but I had to tell them that she'd only be cleaning the jizz from my dick. First, I powdered my nasal passages so I could be in the right state of mind to deal with this notorious cock smoker. After having her crawl in I put my chorizo in her mouth as her eyes told me the story of a girl that fucked up BIG TIME somewhere in her life. However, my checkbook was paying for this time and I was to enjoy it. I face fucked her with my pecker as her eyes kept popping in and out of their sockets. Pay close attention to her face as my massive body covers hers and you get the picture that she's truly earning her keep. It was time for me to give her a hefty helping of my cum along with the mighty nice check she'd be taking home to the barrio. I still feel as if I did a nice deed for the little person.0
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                "title": "blacksonblondes.com video discount code up to 70% Tiffany Holliday The Minion",
                "description": "Tiffany Holiday......what the fuck was I thinking when I allowed this street walker into my home? My nose candy must have been laced with something gnarly because I would have never given Ms. Holiday the time of day for her to use her mouth as a cock garage for my meaty member. She did dress like a little slut which I loved. I'm sure she had a shank in her stockings which reminds me to have all future sluts go through a metal detector. I had a hefty check dangling to convince her that sucking my dong would benefit her, her bank, and her drug dealer. Once she knew where her bread was buttered she quickly sucked down my python as I treated my nose to somce candy since it had been an entire 5 minutes since I had last done so. I couldn't wait to drop my load in her mouth so I could go to bed for the first time in 10 days.",
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Tiffany Holiday......what the fuck was I thinking when I allowed this street walker into my home? My nose candy must have been laced with something gnarly because I would have never given Ms. Holiday the time of day for her to use her mouth as a cock garage for my meaty member. She did dress like a little slut which I loved. I'm sure she had a shank in her stockings which reminds me to have all future sluts go through a metal detector. I had a hefty check dangling to convince her that sucking my dong would benefit her, her bank, and her drug dealer. Once she knew where her bread was buttered she quickly sucked down my python as I treated my nose to somce candy since it had been an entire 5 minutes since I had last done so. I couldn't wait to drop my load in her mouth so I could go to bed for the first time in 10 days.0
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                "title": "blacksonblondes.com video discount code up to 70% Delilah The Minion",
                "description": "She's an AVN award winner who's come back to the Minion's Lair for another bout with the Sleazy One. Last time we fucked in the backyard of my beautiful home so I wanted to change things up a bit. Her pussy was still sore from our last encounter so a blow job would be the only thing on the menu. She got to her knees which met my newly polished floor. The moans she made, the juices that flowed, and the sloppy wet pussy nearly made me blow my load early like a putz but my mad skills ( which pay the bills) kept that from happening.When it was time to unload I sprayed the slut down as if she was in a car wash.",
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She's an AVN award winner who's come back to the Minion's Lair for another bout with the Sleazy One. Last time we fucked in the backyard of my beautiful home so I wanted to change things up a bit. Her pussy was still sore from our last encounter so a blow job would be the only thing on the menu. She got to her knees which met my newly polished floor. The moans she made, the juices that flowed, and the sloppy wet pussy nearly made me blow my load early like a putz but my mad skills ( which pay the bills) kept that from happening.When it was time to unload I sprayed the slut down as if she was in a car wash.0
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(1 vote)